NFTs (Non-Fungible Tokens) are everywhere. Except agile. There are no agile NFTs. We’re fixing that today.
Starting immediately, we are offering agile NFTs. We have two series of NFTs. The first is digital artwork of Just Plain Goats (or JPGs). Buy the NFT and become the exclusive owner of a JPG.
The next are NFTs that can be exchanged or redeemed. We’ve patterned these on the ones made by bands, who offer NFTs that function as tickets to a concert. But, better than front-row seats to see Paul McCartney, these NFTs can do things like get you out of the daily scrum.
Just Plain Goats (or JPGs)
A Work of Art
Purchase an original digital photo of Mike's half-eaten lunch sandwich.
No retro for you!
Present this NFT and you don’t need to attend this sprint’s retrospective.
Exchange this NFT to be allowed to speak at the daily scrum. Available for purchase by stakeholders only.
They Fix It.
Exchange this NFT to get out fixing a broken build even if your code broke the build.
Add a Day
We all know sprints are timeboxed. But what’s the harm in extending a sprint one day. Exchange this NFT and find out.
Refactoring at Will
Redeem this NFT and the product owner will let you refactor as much as you want for one sprint.
Answer the Question!
Coaches coach us by answering our questions with questions (“What would you do?”). Exchange this NFT to make your coach give a real answer.
Roll It Over
Exchange this NFT for the right to let a backlog item take two sprints.
Skip the Daily Scrum
Why talk about work when you can do work. Exchange this NFT to get out of one daily scrum.
Our MGS NFTs aren't real, but you can still download them. Click here to download the full set.
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